The 13 suckiest vampires of all time
By Michael O'Connell, Special to Metromix
Vampires clearly aren’t just for that menacingly pale girl you see on the train reading the "Twilight" series and thinking impure thoughts about its underage characters. Though they’re alluring enough to spawn countless films, TV series and oddly branded foodstuffs, plenty of vampires just... suck.
From the annoying to the self-loathing, the non-scary to the plain ridiculous, here’s a look back at some of the all-time suckiest vampires, just in time for the second season of "True Blood."
"True Blood" airs Sundays at 9 p.m. ET/PT on HBO.
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stepped2far4u from aurora - October 30, 2008 at 9:23 PM
okay vampires dont always have to be scary. its the adventure and the romance that matter in twilight also. so vampires arent weak just because t...
Report This Comment Nva_gvup_Mick from North of where Mick lives - October 30, 2008 at 8:36 PM
Michael, I don't know what prompted you to write this article. Was it some deep-seated insecurity because your wife or GF is hooked on Moonlight a...
Report This Comment alyssa from inthemoonlight - October 30, 2008 at 8:05 PM
You have to be kidding me. It is obvious to me you have never seen one episode of Moonlight. Besides having one of the most talented casts and writ...
Report This Comment Moonglow from B-more - October 30, 2008 at 7:10 PM
Some people just have no taste and lack of romance. God, your girlfriend or wife ( if you are even lucky to have one) must be thrilled with your b...
Report This Comment Curlie from Montbellow - October 30, 2008 at 3:51 PM
I'm with Stan on this...the Count Rules!!
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