Top 10 weirdest Christmas albums

7. Eban Schletter, 'Cosmic Christmas'

When he’s not writing music for TV shows like “Drawn Together” and “Spongebob Squarepants,” or lending his Theremin skills to Ryan Gosling’s spooky new musical project, Dead Man’s Bones, Eban Schletter is turning out truly twisted concept albums, like this new collection of original songs about a military satellite that, through the miracle of artificial intelligence, discovers the true meaning of Christmas. Or something like that. You know that old sci-fi movie "The Day the Earth Stood Still"—not the crappy Keanu Reeves remake, but the original one? Imagine if the spaceship opened and a giant silver Santa robot came lumbering out. It's kind of like that.