Date shakin'

Too much, too soon

For all popular purposes, you can stick a fork in it because your date is done. No one in their right mind would ever continue on with a night like that. But if you need that last little push to make sure the two of you will never go out again, there are two big guns you can pull out in case of emergency – St. Sabrina’s, for matching tattoos, or Sex World. Both push the envelope further than any date should ever go, especially in the beginning of a relationship.

If you’ve ever seen Rock of Love on VH1, you know how trashy, tacky and completely creepy the mere suggestion of getting each other’s names tattooed on the body can be, more than ever when seen as an attempt to salvage a horrible date.