Date shakin'

Are we done yet?

Normally, crap like this ends the date right then and there. But if you’re with someone who’s a glutton for punishment it might be handy to have a few back-pocket ideas at your disposal for the second leg of your date.

Let’s say your date won’t shut up, head over to the 331 Club, Turf Club or Fine Line . They can talk all they like, you won’t hear them. The bands drown out the noise from the street, they’re sure to do the same for your date.

Or take them to Mann Hopkins Cinema or Riverview Theater. These seats are cheaper than cheap. Most evening, it’s $2.50 and $3, respectively. Very unimpressive! Plus, a majority of the movies are already on DVD so with any luck your date will have already seen what’s playing.